You know you’re a 39 clues fan when…

You are one-hundred percent sure that Kurt is a Vesper spy

You stay awake at night wondering if Shep is still in jail

You cried (or at least felt like it) when Irina died

You’ve read all the books at least four times… and they still aren’t old

You wish Ian and Amy would just make up already!

You read a certain book series, listened to a certain music genre and/or watched a certain TV show, just because one of the characters liked it.

Whenever you see something suspicious, you claim it’s a Lucian spy sent to kill you (Or a different branch if you are a Lucian)

You’ve read nearly every FanFiction on the 39 Clues fandom

You’ve dreamed about 39 Clues once… or twice… or more…

One of your favorite numbers is 39, 7, 5 or 19 (39 because… well duh. 7 for how many teams are in the series. 5 for how many Cahill branches there are. 19 for how many main characters there are).

Anytime someone talks about someone famous like George Washington, you’re always telling them what Cahill branch they’re from

Whenever you see a famous guy like Benjamin Rush or John Hancock, you wonder if they’re a Cahill, Vesper, or none of the above

You made four accounts on the 39 Clues website, one for each branch, so you could read all the files

Your parents roll their eyes whenever you bring it up, because you talk about it WAY too much

You sign your E-mails with what ever your alias is on your agent card on the 39 Clues website

You started liking History because 1) Amy and Jonah like it 2) You need to prepare for the hunt, and 3) You need to know more about your relatives

You want to be trilingual just because Nellie is

You found, and memorized, all 39 Clues from the official website

You try to live up to the expectations of your branch: you’re an Ekaterina, so you’re constantly trying to get better at math and/or science; you’re a Janus, so you’re always practicing music, writing and drawing; you’re a Lucian, so you’re always trying to solve puzzles and get better at lying…er, I mean acting; you’re a Tomas, so you’re always trying to do brave things, like water skiing.

You buy everything 39 Clues you can get your hands on

You’ve learned, and memorized, everything there is to know about the Cahills and the 39 Clues contest

You’re going to buy the movie when it comes out, even if it stinks (which you know it will because that’s how it is with books-turned-into-movies, they’re never as good as the books themselves)

You hate it when people remind you that the 39 Clues aren’t real, and come up with a hundred reasons why it vary well possibly could be real.

Most of your daydreams consist of at least one character from the 39 Clues series

You have a crush on one of the book characters

Whenever you get something 39 Clues related for your birthday, Christmas, etc. you start flipping out, rejoicing in being able to add to your 39 Clues collection

You actually HAVE a 39 Clues collection

You wish you could meet the people that play the characters in person

You wish you could meet all the authors

You’ve declared September 27th national “Cahills Made Up Day!” or something close to that (see book ten, page 326, line 18, words 4 through 6 for confirmation!)

You want to take a trip around the world, and stop at all the places Amy and Dan went

You buy every book the day it comes out, no later then the day after it comes out

You have actually tryed to put together the clues

You confuse your history teacher as to why you know so much about Ben Franklen

You have the first to pages of chapter 14 in book 3 memorized

You make your parents take the quiz to see what branch they are

When you lost the board game the first time you cryed because you thought it ment you weren’t a good clue hunter

You predected that the Madrigal’s were started by someone named Madeline

You knew someone named V was a problem before the 10th book because on the site somewhere it says “Could it be V?”

You read Shakespeare just to learn the insults like Dan

When you’re mad at someone you call them a “Slimy Lucian” even though they have no idea what you’re talking about

Every time you hear a love song you think of Ian/Amy

You have rewriten a song to be a Cahill version

You actually realized that Ian/Amy started liking eachother the same way Hope/Author did

You speculate as to who Irina’s child’s father is

You think there is no way on Earth Irina’s dead because she’s to cool for that

You have plans to break into the KGB just to get Irina’s fingernail things

You started saying “dissing” because Jonah does

You guessed who the Man In Black was, and you were right

The wallpaper on your computer has something to do with the 39 Clues

You can give the title and colour of the books without thinking

You bought a book just because it was writen by one of the authors

You desperetly want to be in the movie

You cheer every time someone says “39”

You “go all Lucian” on anyone who disses the books

You say “go all Lucian”

You say “your Janus is showing” or Ekat, or Tomas…


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